Events & Special Days Planning

1. “Proposals That Outshine Zeus’ Lightning”

• What’s Included: Sunset yacht cruises with “Marry Me” spelled in rose petals, private helicopter banners over Delos, or a 300-guest flash mob in Little Venice (your call).

• Bonus: A photographer disguised as a waiter to capture ugly cries.

• Playful Pitch: “Why kneel in a park when you can propose on a cliffside with a violinist who doesn’t play ‘Despacito’?”

2. “Bachelorette Parties That Skip Clichés”

• What’s Included: Private mixology classes with a bartender named Apollo, drag queen brunches on a yacht, or a toga-making workshop (fabric included, dignity optional).

• Bonus: A “survival kit” with sequin bandages and espresso martini IV drips.

• Playful Pitch: “Your last night of ‘freedom’ deserves more than penis straws.”

3. “Birthdays That Age Like Fine Wine (Unlike You)”

• What’s Included: Themed villa parties (disco, Gatsby, or “Under the Aegean Stars”), surprise fire dancers, and a cake so tall it needs its own security detail.

• Bonus: A “Birthday Bailout” hotline for when Uncle Steve overdoes the ouzo.

• Playful Pitch: “Blow out candles on a private beach—not your back problems.”

4. “Weddings That Make Sisyphus Jealous”

• What’s Included: Ceremonies in 500-year-old chapels, receptions under olive groves, and a donkey ring bearer (floral crown included).

• Bonus: A “Greek God Officiant” who’s legally allowed to marry you (and quote Homer).

• Playful Pitch: “Why say ‘I do’ in a barn when you can vow forever on a cliffside?”

5. “Anniversaries That Reignite Sparks (Or At Least the Fire Dancers)”

• What’s Included: Private villa dinners with a personal chef, couples’ massages in a seaside cave, or a time capsule to bury your vows (dig it up in 10 years).

• Bonus: A “No Kids, No Problems” villa upgrade.

• Playful Pitch: “Rekindle the flame… or just blame the ouzo for trying.”

6. “Corporate Retreats That Don’t Suck”

• What’s Included: Team-building yacht races, strategy sessions in a 16th-century windmill, and a closing party at Scorpios.

• Bonus: A “No PowerPoint” rule enforced by bouncers.

• Playful Pitch: “Trust falls are out. Jet-ski trust exercises are in.”

7. “Villa Takeovers: When ‘Squad Goals’ Gets Serious”

• What’s Included: 10-bedroom mansions with infinity pools turned dance floors, private chefs feeding armies, and a sound system that rattles neighboring goats.

• Bonus: A concierge to hide evidence (and inflatable swans).

• Playful Pitch: “Your villa, your rules. Just don’t break the ancient artifacts.”

8. “Divorce Parties: Burn It All (Safely)”

• What’s Included: Symbolic ring-tossing ceremonies off a cliff, “Bye Felipe” piñatas, and a therapist-mixologist to blend mojitos and life advice.

• Bonus: A legal advisor on standby (for when you regret inviting your ex).

• Playful Pitch: “Celebrate freedom louder than your lawyer’s bill.”

9. “Gender Reveals That Don’t Start Wildfires”

• What’s Included: Helicopter-confetti drops over the Aegean, gender-themed yacht parties (pink vs. blue cannons), or a Delos ruins scavenger hunt.

• Bonus: An eco-friendly guarantee (no drones harmed).

• Playful Pitch: “Gender is a construct. Your reveal? A spectacle.”

10. “Surprise Everything: Because Predictability is for Excel Sheets”

• What’s Included: Fake “business trips” that end in villa parties, secret vow renewals, or a fake arrest with a “Mykonos Bail” cake.

• Bonus: A trauma therapist for the overly dramatic.

• Playful Pitch: “Life’s boring. Your Mykonos surprise shouldn’t be.”